Halloween Howlers! Halloweencostume.co.uk! Halloween Fun, Facts and Activities.

Horrible Halloween Howlers!

These coffin crackers are sure to get you grinning or groaning! Possibly both! If you love corny jokes, you've hit the jackpot right here!

Do Killer Zombies eat pumpkin pie with their fingers?

No that would be rude! They eat the fingers for their main course and have the pie for their pudding!

Why didn't the skeleton go to see the horror film?

He didn't have the guts!!!

When does a ghost have breakfast?

In the moaning!!!

What do witches use in their hair?

"Scare"-spray!

Why are vampires like false teeth?

They all come out at night!!!

Did you hear about the American Vampire who didn’t like Halloween?

He preferred fangs-giving!!

What do you get when you cross the wolf man with a drip-dry suit?

A wash-and-werewolf!

What do you get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?

Frost-bite!!

A dog went to a Halloween fancy dress party in a nightclub, and got his tail shut in the door and sadly died.
Went up to heaven and tried to get in but was stopped at the pearly gates because he was not "whole".
So off he went to the nightclub.
Unfortunately in the meantime the party had finished and the club had closed. As the barman was locking up, the ghost of the dog went up to him and howled, frightening the barman half to death (it was Halloween after all)!
After he got over the shock the barman asked what the dog wanted.
"I want my tail back so I can get into heaven!", he growled.
The barman looked at his watch, shook his head and said "Sorry dog, but we can't re-tail-spirits after hours!"

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?

Decoffinated...

When you are apple bobbing - what is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Half a maggot, you’ve eaten the other half!

Did you hear about the witch who was thrown out of her English class...

for bad spelling?!

Why did the ghost go into the Pub?


For the "Booooo"s!

Is it true that Vampires have to use dental floss regularly...


to prevent them from getting Bat Breath?!

What is a Skeleton's favourite restaurant dish?


Spare ribs!

What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?

A cereal killer!!!

What did the Boss Skeleton give to his employees at the end of the year?

A bone-us!!!!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!!!

Why don't mummies take holidays?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!!!

If you have a joke to share, please send it to halloweencostume.co.uk and if it's horrible enough, we'll include it on this page! Click here to email us!


Would you like this countdown on your web site or blog? Click here to get the html.


©Copyright 2008 www.halloweencostume.co.uk.